Many, many of the Inlander's election endorsements were not followed by the majority of voters. But now one, a major underdog in a near impossible race, has. Per our recommendations, the United States of America has voted for Leavenworth Nutcracker Museum curator Arlene Wagner to be Conan O'Brien's first guest on his new talk show.
And by America, of course, I mean Conan O'Brien. Conan cavalierly eliminated all but three of the competitors on this video:
Of course, that leaves Wagner, Jack Nicholson (who hasn't made a talk show appearance since 1971) and the Sultan of Brunei (who is the Sultan of Brunei.)
But King 5 has the final scoop here.
Tune in tonight at 11 pm on TBS to see Conan go toe-to-toe with one of the greatest nutcracker museum curators of all time.