We're Awesome — City officials are plain tickled with the snow plow job they're doing. (KXLY)
Ask, tell everybody — Even though Obama's Justice Department appealed a federal judge's ruling that allowed a lesbian flight nurse to stay in the Air Force, it didn't move to block her reinstatement. (AP)
Lonely? Hang with the TSA — Extra manhandlers will be on staff at the Spokane International Airport this weekend as travelers prepare to be groped by government workers in lieu of being microwaved. (KREM)
Obesity-in-Chief? — Finally, the Daily Beast asks the most salient question of the day: Is America ready for a chubby president? With hefty presidential contenders lining up — Newt Gingrich, Mike Huckabee, Haley Barbour, Chris Christie — the answer is a big fat maybe. (Daily Beast)
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