Old-timey courtroom drama, following the trial of the mom of an old-timey presidential assassin.
Old-timey workplace romance. (Rated PG-13)
HOODWINKED TOO: HOOD vs. EVIL
Old-timey fairy tale given new-timey retelling. No twinkling vampires, though, sorry. (Rated PG)
Old-timey Warrior Priest hunts down new-timey vampires (this period is the post-apocalyptic future, so we're clear). (Rated PG-13)
Watch the Throne | Jay-Z and Kanye West
When artists think they're bigger than rap, they start trying to conquer pop. When they think they're bigger than all music, they begin releasing their albums on Fridays, as Jay-Z and Kanye have done. Sampling heavily from old-timey greats like James Brown, Otis Redding and Nina Simone, it's clear the two don't just consider themselves bigger than media. They think they've transcended space and time.
In other news, Lebowski released an album. The normal way.
El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron | PS3, XBox
Old-timey story looooooosely based on the non-canonical Book of Enoch (Noah's grandpappy), in which players try to thwart the fallen angels in order to get God to call off that whole Biblical flood thing he ordered. Action gamers give the game very high marks. Ask, "holy shit, why'd they leave this out of the bible?"
Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football | Wii
Further example of why, in every household in America, there is a Wii, covered in dust.
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