Ahhh — here's why the guy at Geno's the other night was treated for dog bites. Yay K9 Stryder!
Don't be a Code Violator. Big Brother is watching.
The best slugfest on TV tonight: the Ryan/Biden debate. We're hoping to see Biden put Ryan into a full nelson.
Go do a Google Image search for "completely wrong" and laugh at the results. It's Santorum all over again.
Daredevil Felix Baumgartner's skydive from space gets postponed until Sunday. You're killing us, man.
THAT'S TOE UP!
The best bad lip reading parody I've seen: Joe Biden.