If you follow Gonzaga basketball, you probably know that Kelly Olynyk hasn't been on the court for the Bulldogs in quite some time.
He redshirted last year, hoping to get more playing time this season, but he's been suspended for the first three games for unspecified violations of the student code of conduct. We don't know what rules he violated, but it couldn't possibly be Gonzaga's rule forbidding students from NOT LOOKING AMAZING.
During the Zag's merciless throttling of West Virginia on Monday night, the cameras made their way to the bench to reveal that the Canadian post player has clearly spent most of his non-basketball playing time learning how to dress and groom himself like a lanky Johnny Depp. Hair = amazing, especially with the addition of the headband. And is that thing glow in the dark? Bow tie = nice touch. It really shouts "I'm weirder than Adam Morrison."
Here's hoping he plays as good as he looks when get gets back on the court next week.
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