It's Friday. Here's the news.
That ice this morning was a pain in the ass, right? (KXLY)
People keep stealing cars in Spokane. It's a big problem. (Spokesman)
On National Gonzaga Day, the Bulldogs obliterated BYU. The university celebrated by blowing off fireworks at 10:30 pm, leaving more than a few people wondering if we were under attack. Here's our update on the 911 calls.
The president has a new right-hand man. (CBS)
North Korea is acting more irrational than usual today. (USA Today)
Apple had a really, really bad day. Appleoneons fall to their knees in praise of their overlord. (WashPost)