South Hillies who were initially skeptical about the relocation of Jefferson Elementary actually think it's kinda cool now. (SR)
The most high-brow crime to ever hit Spokane: yes, folks, we've got an fine art criminal on our hands! (KXLY)
Super glue: a crook's best friend? What'll they think of next? (KXLY)
We advise you against wearing a short skirt today. (SR)
A Washington judge makes stoners statewide giddy when he demands that cops return weed that was taken from a man during a traffic stop. (KXLY)
Tebow! Out! (NYT)
Apparently we missed what earned last night's Mad Men an A grade… (AV Club)
As per usual, President Obama continues to be awesome AND hilarious at last night's White House Correspondents' Dinner. "I'm not the strapping young Muslim socialist I used to be." BAHAHAHA!