Saturday, April 27, 2013

A You Are Sorry

Posted on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 8:24 AM



and I so am I. I know you feel as there is nothing more you can say, and
you are probably right. At the moment there isn't. But, if sometime in the
future you find that there is something then you have my number. Until then
I wish you all the best. M
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Thank You!

Posted on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 8:24 AM



To the best administrative professional staff in Spokane County - Cindy,
Deb, Diane, Elizabeth, Sydney and Teri. The work you do is appreciated
every day but especially on this day! From your favorite colleagues
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To The Love of My Life

Posted on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 8:24 AM



Happy 22nd Birthday babe! I'ts crazy to think that we celebrated your 15th
birthday right after we started dating and here we are 7 years later still
going strong! I hope you have an amazing birthday. I love you Always &
Forever! And KK says Happy Birthday, Daddy!
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To A Solid Friend

Posted on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 8:24 AM



To my best friend and neighbor. You are an amazing person with a heart of
gold. You gave a family to a couple that was unable to do so themselves!
And you did that at the drop of a hat, no questions asked. If you look in
the dictionary for the word 'selflessness,' your name should be the
definition. Meeting you was one of the best things that has happened to me.
I love hanging out with you all the time. When I'm having a bad day or I'm
stressed out, you always cheer me up right away. And when I'm in a great
mood and loving life, you always enhance that! You're a giver not a taker
and a lover not a fighter. I love you because you are who you are and you
don't care what anyone else thinks. And I appreciate you because you are a
solid friend who always has my back. You mean the world to me and you're
pretty much the coolest person on earth! (I wish I could have thrown our
favorite word in here somewhere but I knew they wouldn't publish it)
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From A Distance

Posted on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 8:24 AM



D from the HT Like every other man I have been looking for a good woman and
like every other man I haven't appreciated it when I have it. You are a
good woman. I know you are taken, but I wanted to let you know you have a
secret admirer. I appreciate you. You are sweet, sexy as hell, funny and
honest. I hope knowing you are appreciated will bring a smile to your
pretty little face and make your days a little better. Your secret admirer
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Man vs. Woman

Posted on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 8:24 AM



All I can say is WOW. For everytime I went into a manhole working my ass
off with no fear, for everytime fixed equipment you couldn't figure out,
for everytime you let them talk shit and belittle me, after 5 years you
should of had some level of respect, but you are all sad little men who
could never handle what I have in my lifetime. I raised three boys who are
more men than all of you pathetic guys will be. While going to school and
working, I bought my own house on my own. By WORKING my ass off. You all
underestimated me. Enjoy your sad little lives trying to bully women. You
took a strong brave woman and made her fear for her safety at work. I have
no respect, in fact out of 30 there are maybe 5 I think of as real men. The
rest of you belong where I started out, far down in the depths of the city
with all the rest of the waste! Ps the super had forced retirement and this
is 2013. Thanks for the sabotage and retaliation. May it all come back to
you someday. Remember karma is a bitch, which means, haha she is a woman!
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Dear Car Thief

Posted on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 8:24 AM



You have stolen our 1997 Honda and either left it somewhere around town or
sold it for parts. I love driving around in an unreliable car that needs
more work than it is worth. My elderly father also loves when I cannot make
it to take him to the Dr. because my car is broken again! Thank you so much
for being a selfish, inconsiderate, drain on our community. I would also
like to thank you for making hard working family people such as ourselves
pay for your poor decisions!
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Jeers To The Inlander

Posted on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 8:24 AM



for only having these four categories and not a new one I would
call "Oatmeal" and under "Oatmeal" people could write in all kinds of stuff
related to oatmeal. Here is an example: "I saw you at the STA station and
you were wearing a sweater the color of oatmeal made with love by my
grandmother, God bless her soul." Or "Yes, I am the 'post-viking Aragorn
looking dude with hair the color of cooling oatmeal' you saw struggling
with a toddler at Target. Not my toddler, some little monster trying to
take my cart. Little jerk" or "Jeers to all the people who order oatmeal at
the Starbucks I work at and who bitch about how watery it is, hey, it's
like wait 30 seconds and it congeals for chrissakes, or put your stupid
fruit in it and brown sugar and WAIT, I just follow the corporate
directions, man, stop drinking haterade with your mocha and oatmeal. It
will thicken. Probably not as much as your skull" or even "Cheers to my lil
pumkin oatmeal, we've made it 7 months and are just as in love as when we
first met when your pitbull killed my pomeranian who was really annoying
anyway". C'mon Inlander, give us an Oatmeal category!
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RE: Lack of Reading

Posted on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 8:24 AM



To the person who said that teenagers don't read anything, take a step back
and realize how ignorant and rude that statement is. I am a teenager and I
read all the time. I read every issue of The Inlander and am also reading
several books at any given time. My generation is only "stupid" if we
choose to be, and I'd appreciate it if you stopped lumping me in with your
stereotype, thanks.
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Hey You There

Posted on Sat, Apr 27, 2013 at 8:24 AM



the men (boys, really) who are attracted to women you've seen at coffee
shops, or other workplaces you regularly frequent, and then coyly and
feebly attempt ask out on a dates via submitting missives to 'I Saw You'.
Quit being such wimps, and man up! Women are most attracted to men who are
confident and sure of themselves, even slightly agressive in their pursuit
of them. You know when and where you can find her. Simply go back there and
just ask her out to her face. Don't cower behind the anonymity of a posting
in 'I Saw You' which she might not ever read anyway. That one might've say
yes, but you'll never know because you were too scared to ask. And she
might've say no, but if you ask enough women often enough, directly, you'll
have much better luck. One who knows.
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