Dear members of the Nessie Alliance, Happy Hands Club and Rex Kwon Do do-jo:
We're going to be showing freakin' Napoleon Dynamite at the Bing Crosby Theater on Thursday, June 12 because it's pretty much the best movie ever made in the great Gem State of Idaho.
The beer wizards at New Belgium Brewing are going to be there to show off their skills. Canned beer skills, free-bike-giving-away skills, creative beer skills. Ya know, skills.
You could win the free bike just by being there, which is super sweet. It doesn't have, like, shocks or pegs or anything, but it's pretty incredible.
New Belgium is also doing a photo booth. It's like Glamour Shots by Deb, but better.
It's a bike-in movie and there's a buttload of bikers in this city, so we're hoping they all come out. We'll have a freakin' bike corral from Wheel Sport.
The doors open at 6 pm terrestrial moon time and the movie starts at 7. In the meantime, start working on your dancing skills.