Saturday, July 30, 2011

No Returns

Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2011 at 8:23 AM



Jeers to the consignment shop for not informing people of their return
policy - or lack there of. I never would have made my purchase had I known
I could not return it. Enjoy the money because it is the only purchase you
will ever get out of me.
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Sprague US Bank

Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2011 at 8:23 AM



I rushed in with a check to cash, but forgot my account number. You gladly
consoled me with that fact that you didn't know yours either. I left in a
hurry and forgot to ask you out. Shall we grab a drink and work on that
number theory?
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Zip Trip

Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2011 at 8:23 AM



Near Joe Albi, 7/9. You: sitting with your sister near ice box with your
motorcycle. Me: getting ice for a party. Your smile made my ice melt. Talke
me for a ride?
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I Will Wait

Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2011 at 8:23 AM



You are the love of my life. I hope you have fun in Texas. I will be
waiting here with a longing heart.
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Apartment Living

Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2011 at 8:23 AM



To the woman who lives in my apartment building, please turn your ALARM
CLOCK OFF if you aren't going to be home. ALSO, when you are home, I
understand you're very skinny, but you have thunder feet. Walk quieter.
There is no happy medium with you. You either leave your alarm clock on
when you aren't home and it goes off early, or when you are home, you stomp
around and throw dead bodies or something until 3 am only to wake up at 7!
You need to learn manners and let people sleep. Get a house. Apartments
aren't your thing. By the way, get a new bed. If your's moves that much,
it's probably old and nasty. (Like you)
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Re: Blue Spark

Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2011 at 8:23 AM



I am the Alicia you met at the Spark. Being 'seen' definitely put a smile
on my face, thanks! E-mail me at bspark509@yahoo & we'll make dinner plans
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On Washington

Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2011 at 8:23 AM



You: Foxy redhead driving the white Jetta. Me: Husky Gerard Butler type
walking downtown. I've seen you around and you always catch my eye. Let's
meet for a beer at the Swamp sometime? Maybe listen to Supertramp on the
juke box?
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STA

Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2011 at 8:23 AM



Kudos and a loud "hurray" to the STA! Thank you for deciding to post the
(long-overdue) signs supporting the Freethinking populace of our area,
despite enormous pressures from certain advertisers and various religious
fanatics. It's amazing how many "Christians" and other fantasy-followers
have complained through our local news media, yet you have vowed to uphold
this nation's greatest gift: Freedom of Speech. We hope the advertising
will extend beyond, as well. If the Religious-Right is allowed to display
large posterboards of aborted fetuses on Indiana Ave., then we realists
bear the right to be recognized rather than be shoved into a closet and
silenced. I can't wait until August 31st! Again, thank you.
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Will I See You Again?

Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2011 at 8:23 AM



I stood in the forlorn halls of the Spokane Airport as you slowly walked
away, each confident, professionally dressed step jabbing directly into my
heart. Your long luminescent light- brown once blonde hair danced
incandescently on your shoulders in defiance of the lugubrious occasion.
You bid your misty-eyed family adieu and graced my field of vision for the
last time. You may be destined for 1-3 years in the land of the rising sun
but I am confident that the sun won't set on our love.
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Rosauers On 29th

Posted on Sat, Jul 30, 2011 at 8:23 AM



As I strolled in, I saw a glimmering yellow light. I glanced up and saw
you. You were wearing the sexiest little jean shorts with a slouchy white
tee. You had the most beautiful blonde hair I've ever seen. You stopped me
in your tracks like I was in the frozen food section. You're a beach blonde
bombshell. Meet me in the frozen food aisle at Rosauers....I'll be waiting.
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