Saturday, August 27, 2011

Shoplifter

Posted on Sat, Aug 27, 2011 at 8:34 AM



To the POS that comes into my shop, makes small talk while loading up your
pockets with my handmade one of a kind jewelry! You have some bad things
coming your way! I am a single mother just trying my damndest to get along
and take care of mine. So if you plan to give either the carved coral
beaded, Chinese turquoise, or Impression stone necklaces to your
girlfriend, mother, grandmother, or whoever, just know I will be ripping
them from the necks of whoever is wearing them and telling them all about
how you obtained said items! I hope you fall into one of Spokane's potholes
and are run over by some large construction vehicle!
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