Oh man, what a selfish person you must be that you can't sacrifice
those "one or two" relaxing beers a week for 9 months of your ENTIRE life
for the sake of your unborn child! I don't care what the new studies show,
my mom gave up sugar free gum because of the unknown effects. How about
we "swim against the current" of the irresponsible parenting epidemic?! Ugh.