Saturday, December 31, 2011

Stolen Wallet

Posted on Sat, Dec 31, 2011 at 8:23 AM



This jeers isn't for the creep who decided to take the credit cards from my
lost wallet DAYS before Christmas. It's for myself for be careless enough
to lose it in the first place. Or for even leaving the house in the first
place. After the usual holiday stress plus working in retail and not having
a day off in ages, it was silly of me to think I could take my kid out to a
cheap movie night or do anything other than wait on others hand and foot.
Hope you enjoyed the free gas, week of free bus rides, cosmetology cards,
cute ID picture and random receipts. Consider it your Christmas gift. You
obviously needed that stuff more than I did. Double jeers to me for
believing that someone would have the decency to turn it in when they
realized there was no cash, just a child support debit card. If you decide
your Christmas gift wasn't really what you wanted after all, feel free to
return it to where you found it.
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At The Airport

Posted on Sat, Dec 31, 2011 at 8:23 AM



I was crying in the car, but when I saw you, a cute L1 Berkeley gal,
standing on the curb at the airport, my heart skipped a beat and I put on
my happy face right away. So good to have you home. Your lovey, BMSH
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Assumptions

Posted on Sat, Dec 31, 2011 at 8:23 AM



To the old fart who aggressively accosted me about my "handicap", following
me thru Costco on Division, trying to intimidate me with threats of writing
me a ticket or reporting me for parking in the handicapped space: you did
not notice my 3 month temporary disabled placard on the car and assumed I
was abusing the privilege. Do you feel better now? My doctor requested I
not walk before my upcoming knee replacement surgery to prevent a complete
dislocation or amputation. I am fit, healthy, not overweight, and I
exercise regularly including yoga and bicycling. But - close to surgery
with a history of dislocation, I need to protect it. Do I really need to
justify myself and my health to your angry judgmental nature? Would you
feel better if I gained 300lbs so you could justify giving me a permit?
Apparently! Look in the mirror you jerk before you make assumptions about
others.
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Goodbye Love

Posted on Sat, Dec 31, 2011 at 8:23 AM



From the second I met you I was memorized by someone so pure and
thoughtful, someone who was more beautiful than the stars, brighter than
the sun and more open than the universe and on a bad day you gave me the
sunset to remind me tomorrow will be a new day. We had something so
amazingly rare and I'm not exactly sure what happened to us. You went from
being this great guy to someone so hurtful and mean hearted, putting me
down for everything I said and did, completely distant, selfish and
ungrateful of everything. I will always think about you and I want nothing
more than for you to be happy, I'm sorry I couldn't do this for you, just
remember the next girl who comes around will think of you like I did, so
please just accept her and love her like she deserves.
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I Love You

Posted on Sat, Dec 31, 2011 at 8:23 AM



You are the reason I do all that I do. You brighten my life on the
gloomiest of nights. You bring light and joy into my life. I love you. You
are my moon.
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Groupon Users

Posted on Sat, Dec 31, 2011 at 8:23 AM



First most coupon/groupon users are struggling financially or they wouldn't
be using a coupon. As a single mother of two kids who works hard to not
live off the government, that one night a month where I can afford to go
out and eat on my coupon is my earned right to do so without a greedy
server expecting what little money I have left for gas as a tip. Who are
you to tell people they shouldn't eat out if they can't afford a 15-20
percent tip? Wake up and realize our economy is struggling and be grateful
your restaurant isn't out of business. Second, quit complaining about your
minimum wage jobs. If you can't afford to live on what you make, get a
better job, educate yourself. Why do I need to show money graditude for you
doing your job. Is thank you not good enough. There are many people
struggling making minimum wage at hard labor jobs with no tips. What makes
servers so special? You want a tip..be grateful when you get a tip and shut
your whiny mouth when you don't.
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The Devil/Satan

Posted on Sat, Dec 31, 2011 at 8:23 AM



Jeers to you Satan. Stop tempting me. Your low down, dirty tricks might
work on other, less Godly people, but not me. You repeatedly try to make me
do things that I don't want to do, but luckily my fear of a vengeful God
keeps me in line. Thank you to The Inlander for allowing all of us to send
Cheers and Jeers to people, as well as beings, who live outside your
circulation. I have some things to say to The Tooth Fairy and the Easter
Bunny as well, but I will save that for another time.
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Scamming Brandon

Posted on Sat, Dec 31, 2011 at 8:23 AM



Alert! Brandon is scamming again! Everyone remember that scammer named
Brandon with the fake sob story of needing to get to his
brother/girlfriend/etc who works at some med facility who promises to
return in a few hours to repay who is a scrawny white male, about 5'8",
with wiry dark hair in his early twenties who looks like Jay Baruchel
from 'the Sorcerors Apprentice'. He is busy all over Spokane right now.
Last night, on Dec 21st, this con artist POS took advantage of my mother's
good graces to weasel her last $20. He took advantage of a 70 year old
woman on a limited Social Security income to score dope or whatever he
does. This was in Browne's Addition. He said his name was Chris and he had
to get to his girlfriend, in Suncrest. Please let him know that a police
report was filed and there are at least 50 people who can't wait for him to
come knock on their doors. Ask yourself, Brandon, what should happen to
people who scam 70 year olds of their last $20 before Christmas? You are
the lowest of scum and karma will catch up to you. Its not a matter of
if...its a matter of when. Too many people have seen your face. Anyone who
has been duped by Brandon should file a police report. It is humiliating to
admit being duped, but this parasite needs to be stopped before his karma
catches up to him. Thank You.
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Re: Groupon Users

Posted on Sat, Dec 31, 2011 at 8:23 AM



To all of you that are complaining about tipping must have never worked in
a restaurant. You are also the same people who run servers for all your
sides of ranch, diet Pepsi's and lets not forget "don't we get bread with
our meal". After we have bowed down to your every need we get the joy of
picking up after your overweight, sloppy, loud, and ugly kids (and if we
are lucky, they didn't puke on anything otherwise we'd be cleaning that up
too). And we do it all with a smile and williness to please in hopes of a
tip. Little do you know that we as servers don't keep all of our tips. At
the end of the night the kitchen, bar and busser's get a chunk. So when you
fail to tip on the whole amount prior to the discount everyone suffers. So
for those of you that need coupons to go out and try to save more money by
not tipping, you shouldn't dine out. Better yet save the money for your
Cricket bill. Oh and let me remind you tips is an acronym for - To insure
prompt service.
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Hit and Run

Posted on Sat, Dec 31, 2011 at 8:23 AM



To the jerk that backed into my car and didn't bother to leave a note,
learn to drive and take responsibility for your actions! I hope the same
happens to you and the damage is huge! Jerk!
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