Here is a giant cosmic leg-lift to flea brained dog owners. Yes, I called
Spokanimal Animal Control regarding your 24/7 bark-a-thon, neglected,
untrained dog and I called you and copped to it. I offered to take your
mutt, who I adore and pity, half-day for some kindness and attention, only
to be told that his out of control was "none of my business".
OYESITISMYBUSINESS when the quiet enjoyment of my backyard after dinner, my
sleeptime and the crack of dawn are constantly interrupted by your lack of
respect for those around you. OYIIMB when you ignore the social contract of
being a good steward to an animal that deserves a life of friendship and
love and you being a considerate neighbor to those around you which we are
denied. OYIIMB that I have to live in a world next to so many irrational,
ignorant and overly emotional pin heads. Sadly, your irresponsibility makes
it everyone's problem.