Saturday, February 23, 2013

Crow Dip

Posted on Sat, Feb 23, 2013 at 8:24 AM



Jeers to the woman who thought the liquor store parking lot an appropriate
place for her little daughter vomit all over the pavement. It was a Tuesday
morning and you stood by and just watched as she bent over and wretched on
what is a very public space. Question: was it you who also decided that
our parking lot was the best spot to toss out a half a loaf of bread? I ask
because just after you left I looked to what would have been the passenger
side of your SUV and witnessed five crows squabbling over the crusty refuse
you evidently no longer wanted. I just stood there dumbfounded by your
total disregard for anyone who might need to walk across the lot the rest
of the day when I noticed one of the crows, a piece of bread in its beak,
hop from your solid dump site to your daughter’s liquid one. I watched in
amazement as he dipped and then swallowed his now moist multi-grain treat!
OK, truth be told I have no idea if you left the bread and I harbor
absolutely no animosity toward you or your daughter. This was such a
bizarre and hilarious thing to have witnessed I just wanted to share and
thought Jeers would be a good place. I hope your little girl is feeling
better. If it helps, you could tell her she made a crow happy and me want
to laugh my backside off. From this day forward I intend to never refer to
vomit as anything other than “Crow Dip.”
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You and Me

Posted on Sat, Feb 23, 2013 at 8:24 AM



I can't wait to start a new life together in our new home. The idea of
playing naked nerf gun war while running around our new house together
brings me more joy than I'd ever thought possible.
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I Am Amazed

Posted on Sat, Feb 23, 2013 at 8:24 AM



This week you amazed me with your caring. You are so generous with your
love and I was taken back by your capacity to love and care for me and
others. I love you and I feel blessed to be loved by you.
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S.C.E. - Lolli

Posted on Sat, Feb 23, 2013 at 8:24 AM



The kisses we share are like flames of a fire, blazing and hot. We are soul
mates. Last Thursday you said "I don't want to leave" I would let you stay
forever. We belong in each others arms as our hearts are full of each
others Love. Your Sexy Miss M.
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Montery Cafe

Posted on Sat, Feb 23, 2013 at 8:24 AM



Jeff/Geoff? I met you Saturday, Feb. 2nd, at the Monterey Cafe in downtown
Spokane. You like my silver, I liked your style. You and your friends had
just come back from a day up at Silver Mt. One was really tired and almost
sleeping at the table. You left to go to Mootsy's. My friends talked me
into following you. I did but it was really crowded and I left. If you see
this and want to meet again, respond. Cheers!
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Huckleberries

Posted on Sat, Feb 23, 2013 at 8:24 AM



Natural Market! Valentines Day 6:40ish We passed each other right by the
double doors to go in or out. You were walking out, I was walking in. My
Cousin and his friend a tall guy and another guy were in front and I was
behind both of them. I have a beard and wear glasses and was wearing a ball
cap and NorthFace Fleece. I have noticed you before, maybe you work there?
I can be shy at times hence me not stopping you and saying some magical
line but If you are single maybe we can get a Kombucha or Coffee and get to
know one another. Shoot me an email if you see this and are interested.
[email protected] PS Happy Valentines Day, I saw you.
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Where Are You Girl?

Posted on Sat, Feb 23, 2013 at 8:24 AM



April, it's Billy, I'm going crazy trying to find you! We met at our OP
class at "SPARC" last year. We talked about your brother who lived in
Yakima and you asked me for my phone number, I gave it to you and we only
got to text like once when I got taken back to Yakima on some old matters.
Excuse my being a little shy but I really liked you and I never got the
chance to tell you. I am praying that you get to read this and haven't
been "scooped up" yet.
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I Saw You

Posted on Sat, Feb 23, 2013 at 8:24 AM



for the first time, standing by the statue of Michael Anderson and my heart
smiled. N
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Paying It Forward

Posted on Sat, Feb 23, 2013 at 8:24 AM



Thank you so much to the girl in front of me at the Shadle Starbucks on
Sunday who paid for my drink. Your random act of kindness made me smile all
day.
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A Shared Moment

Posted on Sat, Feb 23, 2013 at 8:24 AM



You, releasing a bright balloon bouquet into the sky on the corner of the
Post Street Ale House. Standing there, clearly enchanted, you caught my eye
and invited me to look upward with you. You said, "It's my birthday." It
was a charming, intimate moment, two strangers squinting up at your
colorful celebration gesture. I'm still smiling.
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