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Re: “Matt Damon vs. Outer Space

A couple of years ago, Matt went to outer space to get free health care for all of the dregs on earth. He never explained what happened to the quality of life for those people who had worked hard and spent billions of their own money to create a healthcare system got reimbursed by the dregs for the "free" healthcare.

Now his addle-brained friends leave him on Mars to create a socialist utopia. Why Mars? Probably because it is the only planet left where Obama is seen as a great world leader.

You would be better served spending your eight dollars on an enema.

0 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by spokoresident on 10/09/2015 at 10:46 AM

Re: “Pundit Pioneers

Vidal was a poisonous toad who became increasingly bizarre as he aged. His attacks on Buckley resulted in two successful defamation lawsuits by Buckley against Esquire magazine, which published Vidal's untruthful attacks on Buckley. Vidal's poison wasn't directed just against conservatives. He also feuded with Truman Capote, who despised him with just cause.

1 like, 12 dislikes
Posted by muddydog on 09/19/2015 at 8:01 PM

Re: “A Hike Becomes a Death March

Two 125y/o actors trying to be cool, seriously? Neither one of them could walk 40' if their lives depended on it. They fart dust and still they will not retire and go away. Do you really want to waste $8.50 to see two guys in Depends shuffle off to Buffalo? I think not.

1 like, 0 dislikes
Posted by Movieguy on 09/11/2015 at 1:36 PM

Re: “Then Is Now

Phil Ochs was one of the good guys. We need more like him today.

Posted by Celebrating Phil Ochs on 08/03/2015 at 9:56 PM

Re: “Subtraction by Ad Dishin'

It should be pointed out that Rusty is aware of the term rim job. He simply acts stupid about it because he feels awkward with his son. That was pretty obvious.

Otherwise I agree that a lot of the gags were expected because of the marketing.

Posted by arcaneadam on 07/30/2015 at 11:56 PM

Re: “The Big One

This movie should be called, "California Democrats find a Way to Balance the Budget". Why? Because nothing short of total destruction of their way of life will stop those idiots from overspending and nothing short of total destruction will stop the millions of foreign criminals from moving there illegally.

While this movie was about a disaster of some sort, all I saw was a way to stop those idiots from moving to the Pacific Northwest once and for all. Please, 9.0 earthquake, save me from California socialists and their stupid ideas.

A guy named "The Rock" flying as helicopter,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,best idea since naming a race car driver "Fireball".

Posted by Movie God on 06/02/2015 at 1:55 PM

Re: “Good Goes Bad

A bunch of billionaire idiots create a computer that wants to destroy the world. Then this collection of jet pack idiots, spandex hoochies and drug altered nerds wages war with their creation as it destroys cities and kills hundreds of thousands of people.

Who will win???? Who frigging cares.

Scarlett Johansson in spandex is the stuff dreams are made of. Seriously, I know what I want for Christmas. To know what the hell she sees in that idiot from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High". She has no taste in men, that gives me a shot.

The rest of the cast may as well have been playing banjos and pulling their own teeth for all I cared.

Posted by Movie God on 06/02/2015 at 1:49 PM

Re: “Desert Rage

Waterworld 2: Sans Water

Posted by _ghi_im_allen_riley on 05/15/2015 at 3:52 PM

Re: “Desert Rage

Mad Max lives in a post consumer driven world where progressives and socialists have finally destroyed all of the "big corporations" that have ruined everything and they are finally in charge. Gone are houses, clean clothes, good schools and all of the evils of realiable transportation, power, sewer and water.

The world is led by a creepy "Bill Clinton" type who keeps a room of female sex slaves that he rapes and abuses as if they were his proproperty. He rules from the "ivory tower" of his "Clinton Foundation and dispurses welfare and aid to his peasant slaves in about the same percentage as he does in our world. 5-7% of his massive wealth.

The masses adore him and starve, all they own is a bowl to catch their miserable ration of gruel or water and they must beg and sing the praises of their messiah or he will not help them or stop golfing long enough to come to their aid.

Good paying jobs are gone, all that is left is $15 dollar an hour jobs for socialist masters or crime. Theft, car theft, piracy, robbery, rape, murder, assault and hijacking are the norm as they criminal justice system has been destroyed in the interests of "fairness".

The police are gone, disbanded after massive socialist protests every time they arrested another scumbag for his crimes, only to be met with anger from the drunken or drug addicted masses. Gone are shovel ready jobs and not one well maintained road is left. Not a single bridge in utopia.

In the end, the unwashed massesof idiots gain control of the last remaining means of production and celebrate like idiots. They are as always, unskilled, ignorant and unwilling to work for their betterment. There will be no sequel, since they will finish destroying the remains of their world.

Max, the last gainfully employed man, is seen leaving the socialist utopia in his endless search for a place where people are not stupid enough to vote for Hillary Clinton.

Save you money, this movie blows.

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Posted by Movie guy on 05/15/2015 at 7:47 AM

Re: “War Games

In honor of the friends and comrades that died in the Nam, I will never forget you. Thanks for saving my life. I salute you. Semper Fi.

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Posted by beechnut on 04/25/2015 at 2:17 PM

Re: “Game of Thrones

Season 5 is my favorite season of Game of Thrones. This series has surpassed my wildest expectations and has given me more joy and sadness than any other series. This season consists of backstabbing, deaths, and twists and turns you'll never see coming. It is sublime, intelligent creative television. Game of thrones may be the best tv show ever created. An honest advice, if you live outside usa, then you need vpn to watch got on hbo.

Posted by William Kane on 04/20/2015 at 4:56 AM

Re: “The Contenders

Is it true that "Torchwood" TV Series character captain jack harkness awarded in Oscar?
what about Gatsby and other movies?
Regards: Sandra (

Posted by Sandra Carol on 02/28/2015 at 12:25 AM

Re: “Extreme and Compelling

"Keeping it simple proves to be the best way to tackle the complexities inherent in modern Islam. And anyone who sees the West's relationship with the Muslim world in simple black-and-white terms would do well to learn from Timbuktu's lessons."

Summed up- Keeping things simple is best, but don't keep things simple. Nice fence riding. Maybe the author should stick to writing something he know about, like girl bands.

5 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by outlanderish on 02/23/2015 at 8:33 AM

Re: “Kingsman: The Secret Service

Raunchy, vulgar, full of swearing and lots of horrible violence blowing peoples heads off. Even a scene suggesting and leading up to anal intercourse. And it would not be complete without a wife beater scene or two.

No not see this movie if you are a family that cares about morals and ethics.

Disgusting waste of money and time.

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Posted by nuzphtg on 02/14/2015 at 10:24 PM

Re: “A-Changin'

We were trying to save some money by cutting down on some things. One suggestion from my wife was to stop the Boston Globe. I said NO, because one of my other sources of information was the net and I have trouble weeding out the misinformation I see. I won. We still get it and the first section I go through is the sports.

Posted by Alan Symkus on 02/13/2015 at 7:36 AM

Re: “Gods Eater Burst

Really? The aragami aren't spirits. Their a collection of cells known as a oracle cell, which bind together to create a whole parts of the aragami. The old types god arc couldn't change from gun to blade, the new type can. So no other npc weapons other than 1 change. I know this is a tad late. Want to write a review play the game pay attention to the story.

Posted by dreamloss on 01/04/2015 at 12:49 PM

Re: “Katniss Strikes Back

Could not disagree more. Breaking up the last part of the story into two parts means that we have a movie where nothing happens. Everything in this movie could have been squeezed into twenty minutes. Instead what we are given is one scene after another on the making of propaganda. See Birdman instead.

Posted by ame7 on 11/30/2014 at 2:17 PM

Re: “American Dad

Daniel Walters you have no idea what you are talking about. This was an interesting episode but not the best.

“I guess I just picked a whole bouquet of Oopsie-Daisies.” is a funny/good/bad line. I liked it.

Posted by Bob Hacks on 10/11/2014 at 11:11 AM

Re: “Sophomore Slump

Just seen the movie and have no idea what the product placement shot was. The Netflix joke? Seriously, I have no idea.

Posted by meowlie108 on 03/22/2014 at 12:58 PM

Re: “To-Watch List

Obvious Child, Happy Christmas, Laggies, and Life After Beth are also so films out of Sundance to look forward to!

Posted by Katie B on 01/25/2014 at 4:59 PM

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