Wednesday, November 17, 2010
TV

The Event

The only mysterious part of The Event is how long it’ll take before you turn it off.

Lisa Fairbanks-Rossi
Think Obama has issues? President Martinez is neck-deep in (space) aliens.
Think Obama has issues? President Martinez is neck-deep in (space) aliens.
Think Obama has issues? President Martinez is neck-deep in (space) aliens.

AVIAS Flight 514 is headed for the White House, but it disappears and lands in a mysterious desert land (Arizona). The passengers are found there, evenly spaced in the dirt, dead. Then, in the next few episodes, the victims wake up in a temporary morgue, and are recovering in a hospital before suddenly blood gushes from their orifices, causing them to run around like meth heads and scream, “WHAT’S HAPPENING?!” No one seems to know. Not the president, nor the CDC; certainly not viewers.

And get this: The plane-crash-victim storyline is just a subplot of NBC’s The Event. The “main” story line focuses on three characters: U.S. President Elias Martinez (Blair Underwood, In Treatment), hacker Sean Walker (Jason Ritter) and alien-in-chief Sophia (Laura Innes, ER).

President Martinez wants to know how and why the plane disappeared. The government points at Sophia and her extraterrestrial “people,” who they‘ve been holding captive for 66 years since they were discovered with their crashed spaceship in Alaska. Martinez spends a lot of time interrogating Sophia, but it turns out she’s not calling the shots.

Walker, who survived the Flight 514 crash, is trying to find his girlfriend, who was snatched from a cruise ship. He’s also been framed for murder.

When I first heard The Event creators describe the series as “a conspiracy thriller, love story and mystery with an element of science fiction,” I wondered how integrating so many genres could work. Short answer: It doesn’t.

Here’s what I can’t get past: If this almost-human but technologically advanced alien race can develop an Ebola-like virus (and antidote) and make a plane vanish and relocate across the country within one second … why haven’t they been able to contact their home planet? E.T. did it with a Speak and Spell, an umbrella and a telephone.

Viewers aren’t buying it either. The pilot garnered 11.2 million viewers. New episodes are down to around 6 million.

Science fiction is supposed to be suspenseful and mind-bending, not annoying. There are aspects of The Event that work, like strong acting and interesting flashbacks, but it’s too much work to keep up with not nearly enough payoff.

The Event, NBC, Mondays, 9 pm


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