It’s the day before Bloomsday, and as he stands by the water fountain in Riverfront Park, Wayne Spitzer checks the levels on his bullhorn.
About a dozen people, members of Occupy Spokane, surround him. One carries a hand drum and hums songs. Another has brought flowers to hand out. Without much hubbub, they thread through the throngs of expectant Bloomsday participants. Slogans are written in chalk on the concrete. The bullhorn isn’t really used and neither are chants — the Occupiers don’t want to drown out the street musicians who came out to play for the Bloomsday crowds.
Still, the bullhorn hangs by his side, and Spitzer has grown comfortable with it. He’d never thought about leading anything like a march until he came to a rally one day and the usual organizer didn’t show. He stepped up, he figured, because somebody had to do it. What a jolt.
“Something awakens in you and you didn’t even know it was there before,” Spitzer says.
Spitzer may be best known to Spokane for his low-budget horror films like Shadows In the Dark or his novel Flashback, which he published when he was 23. Spitzer has recently taken a more academic track, earning a bachelor’s in English in 2006 from Gonzaga University and a master’s degree in 2010 from Eastern Washington University. But now the 45-year-old is trying something different — making a run for the state Legislature.
But can someone so far from the machinery of organized politics wage a successful campaign against a savvy, well-funded politician like his opponent, 6th District Republican Rep. Kevin Parker?
Spokane County Democrat Party Chair Kris Cejka says that any Democrat running in the 6th District faces tough prospects. That’s because when the state recently redrew political boundaries, it included in the 6th more conservative areas like Medical Lake.
While she doesn’t know Spitzer personally, Cejka says Spitzer has filed to seek the endorsement of the Democrat Party and that a decision on that will come soon.
And then there’s money. Spitzer told The Inlander he has so far raised $350. Parker, according to state records, has raised about $150,000. Spitzer sees that as an advantage — he says he’s not beholden to others and can say whatever he’d like. When The Inlander asked him for an example, Spitzer took issue with Parker’s votes against marriage equality.
“Mr. Parker, your view on marriage equality is primitive,” Spitzer says. “It’s on the wrong side of your community, it’s on the wrong side of the popular American consciousness, it’s on the wrong side, frankly, of human evolution itself.”
When asked about marriage equality, Parker told The Inlander that he’s more focused on figuring out how to create jobs.
“I think right now the majority of people want to know if there’s someplace for them to go to work,” Parker says.
“I’m going to stay focused on those economic issues,” he says, adding that if he’s re-elected, he wants to continue to work on reforming government agencies and education.
If elected, what would a Rep. Spitzer do? He wants to bolster the state’s safety net and spend more to help people in trouble.
“In times like this, the government has to spend more,” he says. “Austerity won’t work in times like this.”
Spitzer says he’ll be able to relate to people because he’s experienced financial hardship. As if to burnish his credentials, Spitzer says he’s currently on state health care.
“A
lot of working people in Spokane, they don’t own a coffee chain,”
Spitzer says, referring to Parker’s ownership of some Dutch Bros.
stores. “They have a coffee cup, a refillable one that they probably
refill at 7-11 or Starbucks.”

So if Kevin Parker is not interested in marriage equality, he should just say he is a captive of his prejudices, I am not buying the jobs argument.
Chris Nerison
Spokane, WA May 17, 2012 | Reply to this comment
"“In times like this, the government has to spend more,” he says. “Austerity won’t work in times like this.”"
If the government has to spend more to become prosperous...........wouldn´t we be prosperous NOW?!?!? In fact, it really wouldn´t matter WHAT the state spends money on...as long as you are spending money. This is ridiculous. That stupid ferry system could have been privatized. You could sell these public golf courses. These are just a couple of small things that we could do so we can spend money on what is REALLY necessary. Focus on real priorities instead of vote buying garbage. (i.e. extended recess and candy machines in the hallways)
"Spitzer says he’ll be able to relate to people because he’s experienced financial hardship. As if to burnish his credentials, Spitzer says he’s currently on state health care."
While I am sure Mr. Spitzer is a very nice man, I believe his financial hardships would be of his own doing. A bachelors and masters in English is not exactly the path to prosperity. Especially for the money that is dumped into it. Now I know profs like to sell abstraction and critical thinking as a great skill set, but that is only to pay the profs bills.....not yours. So unless you yourself want to be a prof to sell another generation a load of bull......it just isn´t profitable in the least. I would suggest something in healthcare, hydraulics or even welding.
"“A lot of working people in Spokane, they don’t own a coffee chain,” Spitzer says, referring to Parker’s ownership of some Dutch Bros. stores. “They have a coffee cup, a refillable one that they probably refill at 7-11 or Starbucks.”
This is a confusing statement. So because Parker owns some coffee shops.....he gets free coffee? Only rich people go to Dutch Bros. while the rest of the proletariat only go to 7-11 and Starbucks????? May 17, 2012 | Reply to this comment