According to Marisa Clomens, the teacher who taught the refresher course, Mr. Rove was clearly seen craning his neck to copy answers off Vice President Dick Cheney's paper during the pop quiz.
"Once I saw Mr. Rove looking at Vice President Cheney's paper, I told him to put down his pencil and asked him to stay after class," Ms. Clomens said. "I had him write 'I will not leak the name of CIA officers' 100 times on the blackboard."
For President Bush, who clearly had hoped to send the message that he was serious about cleaning up the ethical mess at the White House, the news that his top aide had cheated off the vice president's paper during a pop quiz comes as a public relations setback.
"The president doesn't understand why Karl would go and do something like this," one source said on Sunday evening. "The pop quiz didn't even count that much toward his final grade."
But according to the same source, the cheating incident raises an even more perplexing question: "If you were trying to get a good grade in ethics, why would you copy off Cheney's paper?"
Elsewhere, former Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers blasted current Supreme Court nominee Samuel A. Alito today, calling him "too experienced."
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