Jeers to my two-cents on tips. First and foremost, the suggested tip
percentage for excellent service is 20. Secondly, you clearly have never
held a position in the service industry. I am more than inclined to inform
you that most, if not all, service employees would be appalled and
disgusted by your moronic jeer. If you possessed the slightest inclination
of just how hard we worked, maybe you would open that squeaky wallet of
yours and give a decent tip. In addition, the $1.83 matters quite a bit
when you multiply it by the number of ignorant semantic blockages, like
yourself, that deduct it from our total tips. Last, but certainly not
least, you, my friend, are the special kind of idiot that does not seem to
understand that most employees in this field make minimum wage or less. So
please take that into consideration next time you open that revolting
orifice under your nose when it's not to ingest something brought to you by
an over-worked and under-paid server. Sincerely, One Lowly Server
