Aliens, Paul informs us, aren’t big, scary marauders. They’re just potty-mouthed little stoners.
Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, March 16, 2011
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This loose adaptation of the children’s fable gets lost in the woods.
Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, March 9, 2011
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Matt Damon's new movie is about fate. We think you’re fated to like it.
Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, March 2, 2011
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The Farrelly brothers have grown stale.
Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, February 23, 2011
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Kevin Spacey's Jack Abramoff could have been subtle. He isn't. Watch the documentary instead.
Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, February 23, 2011
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Why watch a depressing movie about a dead kid? Because sometimes even sadness contains laughter and hope.
Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, February 16, 2011
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The life of a muddy peasant in ancient Britain couldn't have been as tedious as this movie.
Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, February 9, 2011
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If you can’t live in a McMansion and drive a Mercedes, does life have any meaning?
Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, February 2, 2011
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He kills bad guys for a living. Now he's mentoring another hit man. Stuff gets blown up.
Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, January 26, 2011
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It’s like The Exorcist, only not as good. At least it has Tony Hopkins.
Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, January 26, 2011
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