[ Ed Symkus ]
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The Better To Bore You With

This loose adaptation of the children’s fable gets lost in the woods.

Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, March 9, 2011

It's All Bureaucratic

Matt Damon's new movie is about fate. We think you’re fated to like it.

Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Give 'em Detention

The Farrelly brothers have grown stale.

Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Flat Jack

Kevin Spacey's Jack Abramoff could have been subtle. He isn't. Watch the documentary instead.

Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Digging Out

Why watch a depressing movie about a dead kid? Because sometimes even sadness contains laughter and hope.

Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, February 16, 2011

The Eagle Has Cratered

The life of a muddy peasant in ancient Britain couldn't have been as tedious as this movie.

Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Work Stoppage

If you can’t live in a McMansion and drive a Mercedes, does life have any meaning?

Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Wild Justice

He kills bad guys for a living. Now he's mentoring another hit man. Stuff gets blown up.

Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Crucifixated

It’s like The Exorcist, only not as good. At least it has Tony Hopkins.

Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, January 26, 2011

4,000 Miles Thataway

It's The Great Escape followed by a very, very long stroll.

Ed Symkus
| Wednesday, January 19, 2011
 
 
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