Children of the Night 

Vampires are sensitive, werewolves are decisive and girls are idiots. Nice message, Twilight.

The sparkly vampire guy and the shirtless werewolf guy, they’re still fighting over perfect, perfect Bella in Twilight: Eclipse. Bella is so perfect and delicate and adorable, in fact, that’s she’s an idiot. It’s not just that she can’t choose between…

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