When it comes to food-based reality programming, I’m like a teenage boy with a copy of Hustler. I … can’t… look… away. And Kings of Pastry looks to be the ultimate food porn. Every year, the creme de la crme of French pastry chefs compete for the ultimate honor: the Meilleurs Ouvriers de France — essentially, the best craftsman among pastry chefs. It’s an honor given by President Nicolas Sarkozy — one earned over the course of three tear-filled, tension-iced, sugar-coated days. Someone called it “the culinary The Hurt Locker.” Hyperbole? Maybe. But I’ll still be drooling in the front row. (Netherlands,USA, UK, France | 87 mins) Read our story about this