Way to go, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. You’ve made hicks terrifying. But Dale and Tucker aren’t those kind of hicks — think Jeff Foxworthy, only stupider. (If that’s possible.) Anyway, the duo encounter some college kids (a few with hot lady parts) in the wilderness and accidentally terrify them. And kidnap one. Accidentally, people. Hilarious, horrifying massacre ensues! (Canada | 89 mins) Read our story about this