Teresa Heinz Kerry is a breath of fresh air. So why are the media choking on it? Almost every story about her these days includes at least one snarky remark -- usually attacking her for her refusal to endlessly regurgitate the same preapproved talking points.
According to the chattering class, Heinz Kerry is -- and I quote -- "too outspoken," "too opinionated," "slightly zany," "eccentric and unpredictable," "the queen of direct" and -- cover your ears, kids -- "says what she thinks, when she thinks it." In other words, she's an unconventional straight shooter. The horror!
You gotta love this about our media mavens: They are constantly bemoaning the lack of forthrightness in our public figures -- the vast majority of whom wouldn't know a straight answer if it bit them in the butt. But when the pundits are finally presented with someone who doesn't (pardon the expression) beat around the bush, they start sharpening the long knives.
Most of the American public, on the other hand, possesses a far more developed and discerning palate -- and can appreciate more complex and piquant flavors.
And when it comes to spicing up the political dessert tray, Teresa Heinz Kerry is one of the most flavorful and compelling public figures to hit the national stage in decades.
When I first met her in Washington in 1980, she was a popular Republican wife, with views similar to the ones she holds today. Now she's a Democratic wife; a philanthropist who oversees a foundation that gives tens of millions to causes like the environment, healthcare and early education; a loving mother, grandmother and stepmother. She grew up in Mozambique, went to college in South Africa, where she marched against apartheid, is fluent in five languages, and learned so much about medicine from her oncologist father that friends and family have nicknamed her "Dr. T."
Unlike most politicians, she has a natural gift for intimacy and interacts with campaign crowds of 5,000 as if she were sitting around chatting with a small group of friends.
Yes, she is unabashedly open with her opinions on everything from the war in Iraq ("I would never have gone to war this way") to George Bush ("fazed by complexity") to Botox treatments (she's had them).
But isn't that what we claim to want from those in public life? Or are we comfortable with authenticity only when it's a contrivance manufactured to appear authentic?
"I am the product of living in dictatorships," Teresa has said. "It makes you cherish the ability to be yourself, to have feelings, and to speak them when asked. People say I'm blunt. I say, 'No, just honest.'"
It's this honesty that has led the media to brand her with the scarlet O for offbeat -- a caricature given national credence by a Newsweek cover that trumpeted: "Is John Kerry's Heiress Wife a Loose Cannon or Crazy Like a Fox?"
It was character assassination by headline -- especially since the cover line was not in any way reflective of the story inside, which painted Heinz Kerry as warm, smart, alive, funny and, yes, brutally honest.
It's hard to imagine that headline -- which was, incidentally, written by a man -- being used to describe a man. As Marlo Thomas once said: "A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold."
We may have come a long way, baby, but there is no doubt that there is still a double standard when it comes to women in politics, especially political wives. They're supposed to be smart, but not so smart that they're threatening; strong, but not so strong that they're intimidating.
It's a high-wire tightrope act, one that's almost impossible to pull off to the political media's satisfaction. And this at a time when girl power is blossoming in other parts of our culture, especially sports and entertainment. The recent Olympic Trials, for example, featured women going faster, higher, stronger than ever before.
But try to apply these attributes to politics, and the media start acting like it's 1958: Suddenly they don't know how to handle smart, accomplished, complex women. Judy Dean wasn't glamorous or supportive enough, Hillary was too smart and too strong, and Teresa is too loose-lipped and too unpredictable.
So it really isn't much of a surprise that the political wife the media seem most comfortable with is Laura Bush, who has chosen to take on the image of the perfect 1950s sitcom housewife.
When Laura Bush was asked what advice she'd given her twin daughters before sending them out this summer to campaign for their father, she replied: "Stand up straight and keep your hair out of your eyes." Words to live by -- if you're Marabel Morgan. Somehow I don't think those are the same words of wisdom Teresa Heinz Kerry passed on to her stepdaughters before they hit the hustings.
"We need to honor women in all their complexity," Teresa Heinz Kerry told me. "It's time that we acknowledge the wisdom women have acquired by managing the chaos of daily life. Women are realists, the glue that holds society together. They bring a reverence to life that's instinctual, not just intellectual."
Thirty-eight million women didn't vote in 2000, many of them because they were so disgusted with our inauthentic politics-as-usual. If even a small percentage of them turn out this November, they could very well end up deciding the election and the direction of this country.
So I propose that we turn on its ear the traditional good-old-boy political litmus test -- which candidate would you rather have a beer with? Instead, let's ask the women of America: Which candidate's wife would you rather have a cup of coffee with?