Picked Last in Gym vs. Body by Nintendo
Ewoks vs. Family Out of Shape
My Boogers Are Spicy vs. Drenched in Soy Sauce
Elite Unicorn Ninjas vs. Cow Pie Chuckers
So Disrespectful vs. Oh, Snap
Sir Crampalots vs. Prosthetic Hipz
Phat Pharmers vs. Will Lose for Beer
Couch’s Disciples vs. Window Lickers
Inglorious Ballers vs. Leapless in Spokane
We Miss Free Throws vs. The Uncoachables
Four Guys, Ten Chins vs. Five-Ten With Girth
One-Inch Vertical vs. I Wish I Was Taller
Wake the Residents vs. People Under the Stairs
Hairy Toenails vs. Armpit Juice
Laydowns Not Layups vs. Them, Cuz We Are Bad
Gluten-Free Muffins vs. Evil Pop Tarts
Moms Think We’re Good vs. One-Man Wolf Pack
Chicks Dig Mustaches vs. Expelliarmus
Kung Pao Gasol vs. Swishalicious
Socially Awkward vs. Pants on the Ground
Musk Apes vs. Human Beings
Lluvia Fabricantes vs. Lex Talionis
Skull Drillers vs. Unicorns of Death
Rogue Centaurs vs.
Release the Krakens
Skyrockets in Flight vs.
Upper Thigh Guys
Chaotic Sweathogs vs.
Bellinghamsters
Def Leprechauns vs. Hobo Huggers
Few’s Unsigned Heroes vs. Richard Simmons Four
I Got Worms vs.
Bring Out Your Dead
O’Doherty Flashbacks vs.
Stateline Aftermath
Hebrews and Shebrews vs.
Willie Nelson Mandela
Tutu Tough vs. Rest on D
Hurt Blockers vs. Dunkarrhea
Hoop Parted vs.
Courtesy Flush
Operator Error vs. Enter Team Name Here
