Bloglander

Don't steal people — That's the moral from the story of Adrian Garcia, who stole a Spokesman-Review delivery truck while the delivery driver's wife was napping in the back. Garcia thought he was nicking a sweet ride with its load of booty — thousands of Spokemans! — but instead the woman jumped out of the back. The police were soon alerted and Garcia was arrested. (KXLY)

Reverse vampire? — That's the Spokesman's description of Boeing's winning the new tanker deal — "very hard to bring to life, and easy to kill." Way to rain on the parade! And I thought I'd get my own super jet. (SR)

If legislators won't stop it, God will — The megaloads headed north out of Lewiston, Idaho, have been delayed in Kooskia by inclement weather. (KREM)

And, most importantly, who was Gwyneth Paltrow wearing? —  Yes, the Academy Awards were presented last night and some films won them. But did you see the fashion!? (The Guardian)