Saturday, December 24, 2011

Car Burglar

Posted on Sat, Dec 24, 2011 at 8:23 AM



To the MoFo that took boxes from the trunk of my Jeep Commander. I hope you
rot. Those weren't Christmas presents, they were the personal belongings of
my good friend. Sure, you got a couple of video games and some sweet
welding gear, but you also took the irreplaceable plaques and certificates
of a war veteran. I hope you realize just what a dirtbag you are. If you
have any soul whatsoever, you'd bring back those boxes and leave them on
our doorstep. I'm glad he was out there fighting for you to be free so you
could be a douchebag and steal from him right when he gets home. If anyone
knows where the belongings of Christopher Dixon ended up, could you help me
out?
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