Pencil sharpeners. Hot pockets. Football helmets filled with cottage
cheese. Mice. Smug people. Fake post-it's. The drive-thru person who ALWAYS
forgets napkins. Yellow high-lighters. Hand-delivered postcards. Flashing
12:00. Cinder block yard art. Tasmanian devil tattoos. "Jesus is my copilo"
bumper stickers. Rissotto. Trucker hats. Rubber bands that break.