Hoopfest - All-Star Names 2006

by Michael Bowen & r & & r & Out of more than 6,100 teams, we picked the funniest, most intimidating and just plain weirdest Hoopfest team





LOSERS' LEAGUE & lt;ul & & lt;li & Clankers & lt;/li & & lt;li & Almost Domesticated & lt;/li & & lt;li & Tremendous Slouches & lt;/li & & lt;li & Xxed Out of Hoopfest & lt;/li & & lt;li & Whose Idea Was This? & lt;/li & & lt;li & Won It Ten Years Ago & lt;/li & & lt;li & Against Doc's OrdersWanksters & lt;/li & & lt;li & What's Hoopfest? & lt;/li & & lt;li & Wheels R Coming Off & lt;/li & & lt;li & Surgery on Monday & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &





PHILOSOPHERS' FLOCK & lt;ul & & lt;li & Contrary to Ordinary & lt;/li & & lt;li & Building Dichotomy & lt;/li & & lt;li & Eutopian Kakistocracy & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &





CINEMATIC CONFERENCE & lt;ul & lt;/li & Mission Improbable & lt;/li & & lt;li & That Seventies Team & lt;/li & & lt;li & Snakes on a Plain & lt;/li & & lt;li & Liger Tamers & lt;/li & & lt;li & The Dreaded Fossa & lt;/li & & lt;li & Silence of the Fans & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &





INTERNATIONAL ATHLETIC UNION & lt;ul & lt;li & MexiChinaYugo & lt;/li & & lt;li & Practically Asian & lt;/li & & lt;li & Because We're White & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &





CIVIC BASKETBALL ASSOC. & lt;ul & lt;li & Boise Bouncer Babes & lt;/li & & lt;li & Butte Ballerinas & lt;/li & & lt;li & Sweetness Tonasket & lt;/li & & lt;li & Winthrop Beers & lt;/li & & lt;li & Yakimaniaks & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &





PECULIARITY PRIZE & lt;ul & lt;li & Ballerina Ninjas & lt;/li & & lt;li & Bubble Gum Zombies & lt;/li & & lt;li & One-Armed Scissor & lt;/li & & lt;li & Butterfly Rainbow Warriors & lt;/li & & lt;li & Enchilada Socks & lt;/li & & lt;li & Edwina the Emu Flock & lt;/li & & lt;li & Robots Eat Gravy & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &





BODY FUNCTIONS FEDERATION & lt;ul & & lt;li & Irritable BasketBowels & lt;/li & & lt;li & Body Hair Beware & lt;/li & & lt;li & Dry Heaves & lt;/li & & lt;li & UR Ine for a Treat & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &





MISPELED BRAKET & lt;ul & lt;li & Post Falls Atak & lt;/li & & lt;li & Choppin' Broccolie & lt;/li & & lt;li & Consulation Kings & lt;/li & & lt;li & Plays With Squrals & lt;/li & & lt;li & Rebles & lt;/li & & lt;li & Urban Assult & lt;/li & & lt;li & Wutever & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &





ADIPOSE ALLIANCE & lt;ul & & lt;li & Fat Boys for Life & lt;/li & & lt;li & Fat Cow Titans & lt;/li & & lt;li & Round Is Our Shape & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &





MISCELLANY MEDAL & lt;ul & & lt;li & Catch 'n' Release & lt;/li & & lt;li & Driveway Legends & lt;/li & & lt;li & Romping Blue Daisies & lt;/li & & lt;li & Swish Upon a Star & lt;/li & & lt;li & Sam Cassell: The Alien & lt;/li & & lt;li & Morrison Laughed at Us & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &





PYGMY POOL & lt;ul & & lt;li & Ankle Biters & lt;/li & & lt;li & Maroon Munchkins & lt;/li & & lt;li & Midget Jousters & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &





MEDICAL MEDALLION & lt;ul & & lt;li & Dirt in My Advil & lt;/li & & lt;li & Albuterol Boys & lt;/li & & lt;li & Lone Hormones & lt;/li & & lt;li & Testrogen & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &





BUSINESS BRACKET & lt;ul & & lt;li & Engdahl's Video Kings & lt;/li & & lt;li & Milltown Tire Lumberjacks & lt;/li & & lt;li & Associated Pressers & lt;/li & & lt;li & Talotti's Hotties & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &





CULINARY COMPETITION & lt;ul & & lt;li & Lettuce Heads & lt;/li & & lt;li & Mean Green Lima Beans & lt;/li & & lt;li & Do You Have Root Beer? & lt;/li & & lt;li & Screening Pecans & lt;/li & & lt;li & Green Eggs and Slam & lt;/li & & lt;li & Don't Feed Phil & lt;/li & & lt;li & Los Albondigas & lt;/li & & lt;li & Norwegian Snowcone & lt;/li & & lt;li & Pickles in da Pancakes & lt;/li & & lt;li & Samuel Jackson Beer & lt;/li & & lt;li & Smokin' Candy Cigarettes & lt;/li & & lt;li & Tastes Like Chicken & lt;/li & & lt;li & Tub of Fries & lt;/li & & lt;li & Two HoHos and a Twinkie & lt;/li & & lt;li & Magically Delicious & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &





SUBDIVISION OF THE STUCK-UP & lt;ul & & lt;li & Bow to Da Superheroes & lt;/li & & lt;li & Players To Envy & lt;/li & & lt;li & Scott's Greek Gods & lt;/li & & lt;li & You Just Got Owned & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &





SELF-PITYING SELECTIONS & lt;ul & & lt;li & Bald, Fat and Old & lt;/li & & lt;li & Bedwetters & lt;/li & & lt;li & Daddy's Little Defect & lt;/li & & lt;li & The Art of Losing & lt;/li & & lt;li & Dipstick Doughboys & lt;/li & & lt;li & No Gifts To Bring & lt;/li & & lt;li & Uncontrollable Urges & lt;/li & & lt;li & Total Disasters & lt;/li & & lt;/ul &