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IN OTHER NEWS
For real this time
The race between Republican Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers and her Democratic challenger Lisa Brown is the closest in the 5th District in years, a poll suggests. (Spokesman-Review)
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, R-WI, will not seek re-election, ending a 20-year run in Congress. (New York Times)
Mark Zuckerberg will return to Congress for the second day in a row. Read his notes from the first day (The Verge). Lawmakers wondered whether the social media giant should be more heavily regulated. (New York Times)
Sheriff Joe's grandma was a chain migrant
The controversial former sheriff of Maricopa County (Arizona), who has built his brand on disobeying a federal judge, getting pardoned by President Trump and really really not liking immigrants, is a first-generation American. His parents were born in Italy, and his grandmother is a chain migrant. (Medium)
They 'will be coming'
The missiles, that is. Toward Syria. And Russia better be ready, according to President of the United States Donald Trump, who tweeted a threat of military action this morning. (Washington Post)
Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria. Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and “smart!” You shouldn’t be partners with a Gas Killing Animal who kills his people and enjoys it!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 11, 2018