Katie G 
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Re: “Why "Date Grape Koolaid" is worth getting upset about

Bruce, I think you may have missed the name of the cocktail. You see, the name is Date Grape. Now, I'd give you the time to understand the rhyme scheme, but instead, let me explain. You see date rape is a very serious crime that far too many people have suffered from. Now, Bruce, grape is just a fruit, but take a close look at the spelling. Grape and rape are very similar in their spelling and if you say them outloud, one after the other, you will notice they are similar in pronunciation as well (they rhyme!). To sum up, let me use absolutes so you don't get confused. No one is saying grape flavored boozy beverages are bad. No one is saying going on a date and having a fancy drink is bad. What people are saying (and I think by this time, you probably see where I'm going) is that making a "funny joke" about a serious and frightening crime is bad. Does that make more sense?

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Posted by Katie G on 02/11/2014 at 7:33 AM

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