by THE INLANDER & r & & r & BABYLON A.D. & r & & r & It's a mad, mad Mad Max world in which Vin Diesel lives in the near future of Babylon A.D., and for 45 minutes or so, it's kinda riveting. Too bad the movie's 90 minutes long. (MJ) Rated PG-13


I've figured out how Joel and Ethan Coen do it -- how they move so effortlessly from comedy to drama. It's that they don't think about tone or genre: They just think about a character, and see where he takes them. A brilliant but heartless killer like Anton Chigurh is naturally going to take them in one direction, and so we get No Country for Old Men. And a bubble-headed knuckleknob like Chad Feldheimer is naturally going to take them in another direction, and so we get Burn After Reading, which is as gloriously zany as Country was brutally vicious. (MJ) Rated R


The Chuck Palahniuk novel about a sex addict/historical interpreter/scam artist/lost little boy (Sam Rockwell) who seems both confused by life and in control of it at the same time, makes a good, but not great transition to the screen. Actor and first-time director Clark Gregg (who plays Rockwell's bad boss) fills the film with plenty of uncomfortable laughs and overt queasiness. But he's also a tad too conservative in adapting the source material. It's too bad that the film isn't a lot stranger. (ES) Rated R


Seldom do follow-ups ring so true to the original, then do them one better. Director Christopher Nolan revisits what he did with Batman Begins and improves everything. Christian Bale is gloomier, both as Bruce Wayne and as the Caped Crusader, while Heath Ledger's intense, frightening and funny Joker might make the world forget that Nicholson ever played him. (ES) Rated PG-13


Using cell phones and GPS and whatever, some mean old lady is tracking Shia LeBeouf and Michelle Monaghan's every move! It's so creepy! And they're, like, being framed as terrorists, so now the entire country is chasing after them! They're trying so hard to be like Hitchcock and, you know, win Oscars! Which they won't. (MB) Rated PG-13


Working as a firefighter for the city, Caleb Holt (Kirk Cameron) is known across town as a hero. Although he regularly rescues people from burning buildings, his marriage is going down the drain. Cameron's character is about to give up and leave his wife when his father sends him on a "Love Dare." So he sets out to stay in his marriage another 40 days. Holt then begs God to make him a good husband. The tagline for this movie is "Never Leave Your Partner Behind." That just about says it all. (TLM) Rated PG


Sports drama; seen it. Demanding father vs. wayward son, check. But this movie presents an unusual sport: rugby. And the art direction looks good, with cascades of sweat backlit by the sun as bodies crash and kicked balls, um, soar over goalposts. Sean "Frodo" Astin plays a sidekick, plus there's Gary Cole as the inspiring coach, and, as the mean-Dad coach, Neil McDonogh (who apparently exemplifies the claim that rugby players eat their dead). (MB) Rated PG-13


Ricky Gervais steals the show as a misanthropic dentist who dies, quickly comes back to life, and finds that he can converse with all of the ghosts in Manhattan, each of whom wants a favor from him. Greg Kinnear plays a slick womanizer who's killed in the opening moments; Tea Leoni is the wife he was cheating on who tries for a new start, only to meet up with the nasty dentist. Plenty of loose ends, but you'll come out feeling good. (ES) Rated PG-13


Written by the people behind Legally Blonde, this is a carbon copy with a Girls Next Door/Hugh Hefner twist. Anna Faris (Scary Movie) stars as a Playboy Bunny who gets kicked out of the mansion and becomes a housemother at a sorority full of freaks. (JS) Rated PG-13


John Cusack plays an Igor. That's right, an Igor. In Malaria, a land of evil geniuses, there's one Igor for every mad scientist. All they're trained to do is pull the switch on whatever nefarious scheme their boss cooks up. (LB) Rated PG


This is a horror movie for grown-ups: no mad slashers. no psychopath playing torture games. Just the plausible pettiness of human nastiness slowly, inexorably building to a tragedy of suburban proportions. Chris and Lisa Mattson (Patrick Wilson and Kerry Washington) are moving into their dream house -- too bad the next-door neighbor (Samuel L. Jackson) is a nightmare. The extraordinary cast and playwright-turned-director Neil LaBute create a slow-burn atmosphere that you dread cannot end well. It doesn't. (MJ) Rated PG-13


Spike Lee follows up his mainstream Inside Man with a mainstream World War II film centering on the U.S. Army's all-black infantry division, known as the Buffalo Soldiers. This based-on-fact story recounts how four of them get caught behind German lines in 1944 Tuscany, and how they formed relationships with Italian villagers -- some of whom were partisans, while others were fascists. The story, both brutal and tender, is about racism and camaraderie. It even spins a pretty good mystery. (ES) Rated R


Jason Biggs rushes things with Kate Hudson -- tells her he loves her and, when that scares her, asks if they can move in together, then she dumps him. So he asks his BFF Dane Cook, who happens to get paid to be a jerk to women so they'll go back to their boyfriends, to be a jerk. Trouble is, Dane and Kate soon find themselves falling in a crazy little thing called love. (LB) Rated PG-13


Diane Lane is at odds with her husband and daughter, so she agrees to escape by spending a weekend house-sitting a friend's inn on the seacoast of North Carolina. And wouldn't you know it? -- of all the B & amp;B joints in all the world -- in walks ... Richard Gere. (Ladies, you should be so lucky.) He's tormented, of course, by personal problems of his own. Is that romance we can smell in the salty sea air? (MB) Rated PG-13


DeNiro! Pacino! They're veteran NYPD officers investigating a serial killer who may be a cop. Too bad director Jon Avnet's latest is too clever by half: it's obvious from the start who the killer is, and the script appears to have been written for much younger actors -- like maybe Donnie Wahlberg and John Leguizamo, who are far more intriguing as a rival team of detectives hunting down the killer. (MJ) Rated R


High-octane action, smartly written satire and wild comedy come together in a story of contemporary actors making a movie about a daring rescue during the Vietnam War; suddenly, they get caught up in dangerous events. Directed by (and co-starring) Ben Stiller. (ES) Rated R


Based on the 1939 George Cukor film about a group of very close female pals who try to help one of them through her husband's cheating. The Women starts off with some annoying overacting, mostly from Annette Bening, but smoothly transitions into a bright and moving portrait of a woman (Meg Ryan, perky as ever) trying to put her life back together. Small parts by Cloris Leachman and Bette Midler make it all even better. (ES) Rated PG-13

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