Possibly mythical Zags decapitate foes, Garland Street Fair is canceled, and other headlines

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NEWS: Why the Garland Street Fair went the way of Elkfest.

INVESTIGATION: In a shameless bid to get promoted by the seediest corners of the internet, the Inlander lines up eagerly behind the Jimmy Kimmel's Gonzaga-Doesn't-Exist conspiracy theory.


IN OTHER NEWS

Still has shoulders, knees, toes

Gonzaga's opponent lost so badly, their mascot ended up decapitated. (Spokesman-Review)

Cell multiplication?
The fight over a new jail has begun anew. (Spokesman-Review)

[Ben Stein Voice] Mueller? Mueller... Mueller? Robert Mueller?
Where is that Mueller report we've heard so much about? (New York Times)

Part of a complete Brexit
The EU grants Britain a little more time to get its Brexit together. (Washington Post)

That's What He And She Said
Haven't been following the Democratic primary? The conservative Washington Free Beacon offers the only voters guide you'll ever need: Every Democratic primary contender as Michael Scott:


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