Dig to the back of your closet, pull out that ruffled dress shirt and crushed blue tuxedo that fits tighter each year, and get down. The Baby Bar’s annual winter formal is an excuse to put on your fanciest duds and relive your high school glory, with a greyhound in one hand and a Thai burrito in the other. Dance to the sounds of Jeff Peterson, Milonga and DJ Ca$e. Take homecoming photos with your date. Vote for formal king and queen. One thing’s for sure: It’ll be way more fun than your senior prom.
— Nathan Weinbender