MUSIC
New today! Albums by bands you used to listen to!
In the Mountain in the Cloud, Portugal. The Man
Basement Jaxx vs. Metropole Orkest, Basement Jaxx
Join Us, They Might Be Giants
Time of My Life, 3 Doors Down
Universal Pulse, 311
DVD | BluRay
New today! Films starring actors you used to think had promising careers!
Limitless
Bradley Cooper is still a heartthrob with no range. Robert DeNiro is still taking roles that only make sense if you assume he's bankrupt. (Rated PG-13)
Take Me Home Tonight
Topher Grace is still a loser. Anna Faris is still the girl next door. (Rated R)
VIDEOGAMES
New in the last week! Hot downloadable content for games you don't play anymore!
Old World Blues DLC | Fallout: New Vegas | PS3, XBox, PC
The Carted DLC | Call of Juarez | PS3, XBox
Reefer Madness DLC | LA Noire | PS3, XBox
AND ALSO! Spinoff games that make you hate your childhood!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt. 2 | PS3, XBox, PC, Wii, DS
Captain America: Super Soldier | PS3, XBox, Wii
Smurfs: Dance Party | Wii
Smurfs | DS
