To The Knothead

Who left five bags of the new US West Dex Directory dumped on my porch. I
am sorry that you are unable to count up to one. These directories are an
incredible waste of respurces in the digital age. To get even one copy of
this totally unnecessary publication is annoying, but to get five bags of
these is beyond belief. I have reported your stunt to the Company. Enjoy
your future career in service.