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Hide your kids, hide your wife: a con man goes door to door on the South Hill selling magazine subscriptions. (KXLY)
Lookin to get your fix from malt lix? Mayor Condon's about to kill your buzz. (SR)
Condon is also not so thrilled about the police chief applicants either. Try harder, guys. (KREM)
This week, you will forget what the sun even looks like. (KXLY)
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Old Bush endorses Romney. Yay. (Washington Post)
This just in: Olympic volleyball players are no longer required to show off their giblets. (Yahoo)
You know that time I said I'd never fly JetBlue again? I meant it. (SR)
DEAD CAN DANCE
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