MORNING BRIEF: Neighborhood masturbators, Idaho jobless, college shutdown

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West Central transients masturbate & shit at old Albertsons (SR)

Online college closes its study center in Spo Valley (KXLY) 

Over 6,000 Idahoans to lose unemployment insurance (KREM) 

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CIA: We need more drones to kill people (WashPo)

Christians blown up in Beirut bombing (NYT) 

Can rye whiskey make a comeback? (CCP) 

Drink your cereal, fool