Plumbing Fixtures

Jeers to inferior plumbing fixtures! Low-flow toilets with motion sensors.
You call yourself environmentally conscious? You claim you are helping to
save water and protect our aquifer? You allege the hands free flush is more
sanitary. Yet you cannot handle a few squares of damp bathroom tissue
without multiple flushes! Your motion sensor goes off when a person first
walks into a stall. Where are your water savings now? Flushed away, that's
where - down the drain. Humbug to you!