To The Massive Loser

who stole my bike. I know the economy sucks and times are tough, hence the
bike. I would even understand if it was literally inches away from where it
was, I would totally get it, bad neighborhood, but here I was, inside
eating dinner in a Church. I can't afford food, that was the only means of
transportation I had! You have no morals what soever in front of God and
everybody and his Son, you stole my bike off of church property. What
the !@#$%$%^&. I hope you burn in !#%$*&. I missed a job interview, you
suck! To quote Pirates, "there's a place for liars, thieves and betrayers".
But, you didn't steal my smile. Have a good day.