Ungrateful Customers

Do you think that just because I work at a grocery store that I am stupid
or worthless? Yelling at me for something that I am not responsible for and
have no authority to fix will get you no where. Contrary to popular belief
I do not run the store, nor can I wave a magic wand to make your product
appear. I guess you'll have to pay 20 cents more for the non-store brand.
Oh no, what a horrible fate. Here's a little advice for next time: the
nicer you are to me, the more I'll want to help you. Imagine that.