New Year's Resolutions

To the guy with the New Year's Resolutions. I think I can help you out. #1
Meet a beautiful woman: Settle for solidly decent looking and we've got a
deal. #2 Get to know each other: It can happen. #3. Get married: Whoa,
whoa, we haven't even met, but maybe. #4 Kids. Can I talk you out of this
one? They are seriously overrated.