OK, Folks, Take Heed!

I live on 32nd Ave. in the valley. I would appreciate if all of you would:
Get off your damn phones, get your studded tires off, do the speed limit
(not 50 or 70), turn down your stereos in your pathetic attempt to "be
cool". For speed racers attention: mucho deer cross here and they aren't
very bright when it comes to crossing the road. Of course, if you WANT to
hit one, go ahead, just clean up your mess when you're done. And, last but
not least, to you litterers who insist on cleaning out their car while
driving, get a bag and get rid of your garbage the right way. The parking
lot at Hastings/Harbor Freight looked like a real pig sty. Oh, yeah, by the
way, do three quarters of you on the road have working signals? How 'bout
using 'em? It's that little lever on the left side of your steering column.
I know you've seen it. Use it, it'll make you look like you really have a
license not to mention taking the guesswork out of your next bonehead move!