Gordon Gekko Wannabe

Tuesday, Sept. 14, 2 pm, standing on Main Ave. in front of the Red Robin, in your suspenders, tie and slicked-back hair: Just because Michael Douglas made the sequel doesn't give you a retro-fashion license. The '80s called, and they don't want you back. So go stuff a credit default swap up your accrued debenture, you arbitrage-poser.