Seats On The Bus

Ok how many seats are on the city bus? Lets all count them together people, one, two (oh there we go, we made it past ONE). Stop sitting in my seat when there are more seats around you. I really don't want to hear your yelling, talking or singing in my ear, I don't want to feel you bump up against me when the bus hits a pothole & I especially don't want to feel your leg against mine because my seat is better then the 20 other seats open. Thats gross. Really gross. STOP SITTING ON ME. thanx