Cheers For Thievery!

Cheers to the individual who stole my jacket out of my car. That's right. You heard me. Cheers, I say to you, Sir (I'm just assuming that you're a man. Even if you're not, I'm still going to address you as such), for ensuring that I will always double check that my doors are locked. Cheers to you, for taking the $12 jacket out of the front seat, instead of taking the cash out of the console, the iPod out of the glove compartment, & for not touching my stuffed bunnies. Because I violently swear, that if you had taken them, I would have hunted you down and destroyed you. And that's a promise.