An open letter to the guys who watched my garage door get tagged: Well, you knew it wasn't his garage door! What did you think? He was coming back home later? Well, why didn't you do something? Why didn't you say something? You human piece of apathy! Why didn't you say, "Hey! That's not your garage! That could be Molly's garage! We love her! And she loved that garage!" Just standin' there. Well, didn't you think I needed it? I did! Well, look at that! Feast on that act of violence! Good work, Einstein! Pus!