Re: Reba Concert Goers

aka twits. Dearest Reba's Oldest Fans Alive- First off I apologize for
standing at a concert, what was I thinking having a good time dancing for
our dear friend Reba? We were unaware that your generation found it crude
to stand at a concert, however your generation does find it acceptable to
direct your denture infused breath in to the face of 20 year old twits,
spouting certain un-mentional 4 letter words. I apologize that when I
hear "Fancy" I must stand. I blush at the fact that your applause was not
for us, however the middle finger that was directed at you was meant for
you. I hope we can put this spat behind us so that one day we may be able
to share a spot of tea on your plastic covered couches reminiscing about
the one who brought us together, Reba. Sincerely, Reba Rif-Raf Ps- where
might one enroll in a "serious behavioral modification therapy class"