Dear Spokane
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I am your turn signal. Try using me 100 ft before you turn. Contrary to
what you apparently think, I am not as effective during or after this
driving maneuver. Dear Spokane, I am a gas pedal. Try using me to
accelerate at green lights. Turns out, I make your car move forward. Dear
Spokane, I am a brake pedal. I work best when you gradually apply pressure,
not when you slam your foot on me when you are 2 inches from another car.
Dear Spokane, I am a posted speed limit. Try using me as a gauge to
determine how fast you should be going. Chances are, I don't mean 15 when I
say 30 mph nor do I mean 50 when I say 35 mph. Dear Spokane Drivers, I am
common sense and common courtesy, I don't believe we've met.
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